Now Theres your Quote!

[Beth]

ok.. so if you've ever hung out with.. been around.. or within ear shot of Cin, Robbie, Deana and myself.. You've heard 1 of say.. "Now theres your quote!!"

Got any good ones you've heard lately while partying.. the most amusing are ones are from drunks! lol

hmmm... I heard this one the other weekend...
""Sooo... any HLA happening here??""

It made me laugh..lol l

[StrangeJ69]

:shock: Who cut the cheese on this board Beth?!?!?!? :?

Oh wait... it was me.

[headbanger67]

Hmmm, that's a good one Beth. I'll have to keep my ears open for that one.

[2kat112dblinyourface]

"Why is King Ka-Ma-Ma doing the Roman salute?"

[Slim_Jim1]

"As the Queen Bee of this party, If I puke, all bets are off".

Weese.

Weesefest 05.

[Slim_Jim1]

"I've eaten so much ass, everything tastes like ass."

Weese.

Weesefest 05

[Slim_Jim1]

"i don't hang with dogs with boners!" best weeseism of the night 5/14/06

Weese.

Horniblows Tavern

[SheBleedsOrgasm]

"Don't ever trust a rabbit, all they care about are carrots."

Draven, (my son) he gets it honest.

[SheBleedsOrgasm]

:lol: Jim, those are funny as hell.

[Slim_Jim1]

"His hard-on looked like a light saber"

Weese

Horniblows Tavern

[Slim_Jim1]

"They're not gay, they're just a couple."

Weese

[outlawchick]

"I don't eat poop anymore. The peanuts get stuck in my teeth."
Mighty Quinn on the the way back from Tennessee.

Ugh, I just gagged when I wrote that!

[Yocum_Ewwww_lol]

"I was lucky to wake up on xmas morning with a hardon, cuz then at least Id have something to play with"

Frog Tillett on growing up poor...

[gamesmstr]

At a martial arts competition, a coach started yelling "MAKE HER COME! MAKE HER COME! MAKE HER COME!" to her student. When people started laughing, she realized what she was saying and added "TO YOU! MAKE HER COME TO YOU!" which of course just made it more obvious and everybody cracked up.

[2kat112dblinyourface]

Wow! What a party. Theres broken condoms all over the yard.

[Beth]

"Ill Lick it up to you.. I mean make it up to you" lol

[SLAPSHOT]

"Wait until Molly Hatchet hears this shit!!!!" - Roger Morton at Automag rehearsal.

[dracutard]

Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back in time for breakfast. - Ace Rimmer RD

[dracutard]

I think Carolyn saw me throw up in her bushes - me
That's nothing, I just saw a horse dick - Cindi

[Yocum_Ewwww_lol]

Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back in time for breakfast. - Ace Rimmer RD

Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas.. Arnold Rimmer making everyone think he is Ace Rimmer- RD

[MonkeeTyrant]

Just give me a salad shooter and a couple of babies, a grill, and I'll have breakfast -Me.

[MonkeeTyrant]

oh and the immortal botosai and my drinking habits


You about as fucked up as a football bat -Botosai

[Lightforce 71]

Luke Duke to Bo Duke:

"Bo, you're about as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs." :lol:

An episode from Season 1...1979

[Slim_Jim1]

no i did not fart its my breath, i threw up earlier.

Weese

[Slim_Jim1]

Weesisms from 6/7/06
8:45 ish= " it's not sex if you don't juice on her"

[Slim_Jim1]

i have a huge wolfmother chub a pack of those budweiser horses couldnt drag me away from


Weese

[Slim_Jim1]

I don't understand the anus, i don't get off when i shit

Weese

[Sydna]

I think Jim spent way too much time with the Norwegians this past Spring! :lol:

[DrRhythm]

nah, weese is one of the bartenders over at horniblows. dude just ain't right in the head. think he's been spending too much time with those high alcohol brews...

[itsmedammit]

when is the next outing to horniblows? a buddy of mine at work has been preaching the horniblow gospel for the last few weeks

[Sydna]

nah, weese is one of the bartenders over at horniblows. dude just ain't right in the head. think he's been spending too much time with those high alcohol brews...

Gotcha! This guy sounds like fun! Yeah, when's the next outing?

[roadiequeen]

I was at my bar last night and the bartender was kidding with a customer, accusing him of licking a brownie(we serve lunch and it was left over)

He turns to her and says " If I had licked that brownie it would be smoking a cigaratte by now"

[2kat112dblinyourface]

"So how many figures of Christ does it take to sinking of the Titanic?"


And for a Christ shake don't add ice!

[Slim_Jim1]

Two Catchers can't have sex - Weeseism

[Slim_Jim1]

I'm not 100% sure it isn't more than a consideration - Weeseism

[Slim_Jim1]

I'm not considering any of that bullshit----it was just an observation - Weeseism

[Slim_Jim1]

If you are having sexual relations with a uterus, you are in fact my friend having sex! - Weeseism

[Die Ratte]

Damn, Jim. Ya like this cat or what? lol

Does sound funny, tho.

"I got yer quote hangin' right here, missy!" - Danism

or

"Choke on THIS quote" - Danism

[Slim_Jim1]

The guy is a trip man...

You gotta spend an hour with him. It'll change your life!

[Die Ratte]

I've still got my "growler" from whatever it was called before Horniblows. Do ya think they'll fill it up for me?????

[Slim_Jim1]

Well now it is called Big Boss.

Well, Horniblows is still the taverns name I THINK.

But the Brewery is no longer Edenton Brewery but Big Boss Brewing Company.

[Die Ratte]

And they still fill "growlers"???

Damn shame that place is right on my way home from work now..... lol.

[Slim_Jim1]

When it was horniblows, yes, they still filled growlers.

Ask Dave when ya see him. He is working for the Brewery now as a marketing guy.

[Yocum]

"Being an English celebrity is like being an Italian car... You go 80 miles in any direction, people stop recognizing you and hate you for smoking."