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« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2006, 04:53:48 PM »
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« Reply #31 on: February 21, 2006, 04:57:53 PM »

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« Reply #32 on: February 21, 2006, 05:32:41 PM »
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If we were British, this shit would be funny as hell.


That some kind of left hand humor?

Left    Long John Silver\'s missing leg
Left    Art Carney\'s deaf ear
Right  Hand on which German woman wear their wedding ring

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« Reply #33 on: February 21, 2006, 05:39:07 PM »
Nah, my humor\'s %100 cackalackie

Left the pain behind me
left def leppards drummers missing arm
right on what has 7 arms and sucks













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« Reply #34 on: February 21, 2006, 06:57:32 PM »
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Nah, my humor\'s %100 cackalackie

Left the pain behind me
left def leppards drummers missing arm
right on what has 7 arms and sucks













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Left Deppard Rules!!!


































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« Reply #35 on: February 21, 2006, 08:51:38 PM »
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Left Deppard Rules!!!




Left    Side of a horse on which a rider mounts
Left    Side of a skirt that the zipper is on
Left    Eye over which Commander Klink wears his monocle

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« Reply #36 on: February 22, 2006, 08:59:56 AM »
Left Side of men\'s shirt has the buttons
Right Side of women\'s shirt has the buttons

WTF?????
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« Reply #37 on: February 22, 2006, 09:15:06 AM »
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Left Side of men\'s shirt has the buttons
Right Side of women\'s shirt has the buttons

WTF?????



Leftside   part for men\'s hair
rightside  part for women\'s hair


I understand that both of these have to do with driving cars. Men driving so their hair is blown in, same with the cloths.

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« Reply #38 on: February 22, 2006, 09:24:12 AM »
the clothes is because rich women had maids put their clothes on in the middle ages

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« Reply #39 on: February 22, 2006, 09:39:39 AM »
I don\'t see how that would work Dammit, not disputing your answer though. It\'s a helluva lot easier to button a shirt up with the buttons on the right hand side of the shirt than it is the left hand side. Unless you are left handed. I just say fuck it, leave one undone and pull it over my head. Then you dont\' ever have to worry with it no mo!  :D
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« Reply #40 on: February 22, 2006, 11:10:26 AM »
Ok Vexer, I\'d like to play right.
What are the rules?

left
left
right

or am i missing something?
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« Reply #41 on: February 22, 2006, 11:32:38 AM »
Everybody in the middle ages travelled on the left side of the road because of feudal violent societies. Swordsmen preferred to keep to the left in order to have their right arm nearer an oppenent and their scabbard further from him. This also reduced the chance of the scabbard (worn on left) hitting other people.Also you mount a horse from the left side, this would be difficult if wearing a sword on the right.

We of modren times (America)  travel on the right side because of firearms, we carry our rifles in our right hand and we strap our pistols on our right hipsTthis keeps out firearms away from our oppenent.



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« Reply #42 on: February 22, 2006, 12:40:25 PM »
LEarnt my something new for today! Thanks Easter Bunny! ACK ACK
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« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2009, 09:47:13 PM »
Sydna left and it don\'t feel right here.
You\'re not wrong Walter, you\'re just an asshole.