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« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2006, 10:57:09 AM »
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god is a turtle


See the TURTLE of enormous girth!
On his shell he holds the earth.
His thought is slow but always kind;
He holds us all within his mind.
"On his back all vows are made;
He sees the truth but mayn\'t aid.
He loves the land and loves the sea,
And even loves a child like me.

Please tell me you picked up a copy of Waste Lands to type that and didnt pull it from memory. What was the song for the Bear?

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« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2006, 11:20:29 AM »
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God bless America.



Did you check out the pics in the background.. But anyways, yes GOd BLess America, it is truly a beautiful place.. :twisted:

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« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2006, 06:19:29 PM »

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« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2006, 07:13:52 PM »
You know, I STILL believe, and I\'m 35!

JESUS CHRIST RULES!!

"Behold, I stand at the door and knock: if any man hear My voice, and open the door, I will come into him, and will sup with him, and he with Me."  (Revelation 3:20)

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« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2006, 08:47:55 AM »
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god is a turtle


See the TURTLE of enormous girth!
On his shell he holds the earth.
His thought is slow but always kind;
He holds us all within his mind.
"On his back all vows are made;
He sees the truth but mayn\'t aid.
He loves the land and loves the sea,
And even loves a child like me.

Please tell me you picked up a copy of Waste Lands to type that and didnt pull it from memory. What was the song for the Bear?


Shardik? I don\'t remember the song, I do remember he was opposite of Maturin, though.

Most of it was from memory, I had to check if I was right about the 2 lines before the end.

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« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2006, 04:49:03 PM »
If Dog is God spelled backwards, and Dog is man\'s best friend, what does that make God?

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« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2006, 05:34:15 PM »
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If Dog is God spelled backwards, and Dog is man\'s best friend, what does that make God?


Worship me or go to Hell.


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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2006, 12:50:47 AM »
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If Dog is God spelled backwards, and Dog is man\'s best friend, what does that make God?


I dunno but I hope it doesn\'t bite...

Mark
A deuce for the corner of your warehouse....

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« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2006, 02:05:03 AM »
And I certainly hope it\'s not afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

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« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2006, 02:05:51 AM »
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If Dog is God spelled backwards, and Dog is man\'s best friend, what does that make God?


I dunno but I hope it doesn\'t bite...

Mark


or hump your leg
If the people we love are taken from us, the way they live on is to never stop loving them.

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« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2006, 02:10:34 AM »
Or drag it\'s ass on the driveway.

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« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2006, 10:30:30 AM »
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You mean...There not real............

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« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2006, 12:12:37 PM »

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« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2006, 03:02:26 AM »
America may be the greatest country in the world, but thats like being the hottest Denny\'s waitress.

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« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2006, 11:53:19 PM »
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If Dog is God spelled backwards, and Dog is man\'s best friend, what does that make God?


I dunno but I hope it doesn\'t bite...

Mark


or hump your leg



How do you make a dog quit humping your leg?

Suck his dick!

How do you make god quit rubbing his leg on your dick??