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Merry Christmas everyone!
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2006, 01:39:41 PM »
Merry Chamisres!!  :twisted:

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« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2006, 06:32:38 PM »
Merry Christmas from the OBX!

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« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2006, 08:29:55 PM »
Merry Christmas and a Rock\'in New Year to you all.

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« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2006, 11:28:34 AM »
Word..

Here\'s wishing a Merry Christmas.. happy holidays.. and
a New Year filled with many Blessings.. to all..

Peace..

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« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2007, 07:49:20 PM »
Merry Nechristmas Post!!!
You\'re not wrong Walter, you\'re just an asshole.

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« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2007, 12:05:48 AM »
Yocum, you really screwed me up there for a second. I was like " I didn\'t start this thread! Someone is messing with me"
Then I saw that it was started  LAST YEAR!:rolleyes:
Good one!

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« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2007, 12:52:08 AM »
You couldn\'t mean it any less this year!
You\'re not wrong Walter, you\'re just an asshole.

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« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2007, 08:39:31 AM »
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all this year. Be careful out there over the holidays because the roadblocks are out. I went through three this past weekend! So be responsible and go the opposite way of the roadblocks!

PEACE
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« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2007, 08:53:54 AM »
That\'s ok.   They can block the road all they like.  I drive on the sidewalk.

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« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2007, 08:35:37 AM »
I thought about that at the first one I approached Friday night as it was right there at Pine Hollow golf course. I figured the greens keepers probably wouldn\'t like me a whole lot come Saturday am when they were raking up tire tracks on the greens.
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« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2007, 09:18:31 AM »
Song Lyrics: Holy Shit it\'s Christmas
Hamster #1: Did you hear that?
Hamster #2: Hey everybody, Santa\'s here!
Hamster #3: Aw, there ain\'t no Santa Claus.
Hamster #2: There is too, man!
Hamsters: He\'s here!!!

Red: Ho, ho, ho... Merry Christmas!
Hamster #1: Aw ****, it\'s Red Peters!
Red: C\'mon, you swinging hamsters, get over here. We\'re gonna sing us a happy Christmas song.
Hamster #3: Oh no, not another corny stupid song!
Hamster #2: Yeah no way, Red.
Red: Get over here and sing or I\'ll wring your little necks.
Hamsters: Okay, okay!

Red:
Grab your nuts hamsters, gather round with me.
Forget about all that teasin\'.
We\'re breaking out the holly and aluminum tree
\'Cause it\'s that jolly season. (Oh, boy!)
I know you\'ve been naughty, but have you been nice?
That\'s only Santa\'s business (That\'s right, Red!)
He\'s making his list and he\'s checking it twice. (Uh-oh.)
All: Holy ****, it\'s Christmas!

Hamsters:
Santa comes just once a year (Tell \'em, Hamsters!)
Just like you, Red. That\'s what we hear. (Hey, wait a minute!)
He\'s got a soft spot for reindeer. (Aw, that\'s nice.)
Especially Rudolph\'s derierre.

Red:
Hey, knock it off fellas. It\'s a holiday.
Go on and give Santa a big kiss. (No way!)
You can play "hide the hamster" on the one-horse sleigh. (Hey, wait a minute!)
All: Holy ****, it\'s Christmas!

Red: Hey, what happened to my lyric sheet? Anyone seen my lyrics?
Hamster #1: Heck, we don\'t need no lyric sheets, Red. We know our parts by heart. Right, fellas?
Hamster #3: Yeah sure, I know my part, Godfried.
Hamster #2: Yeah, me too.
Red: Well, that\'s great, guys. I love Christmas songs.

Godfried: Santa tried reaching up the neighbor\'s blouse
After drinking all the egg nog (Is that necessary?)
Bruce: He camped out in the bathroom for an hour or two
Squashing off a yule log (Godfried!)
Raleigh: He wandered in his undies all over the house
But we minded our own business (Oh, brother!)
Hamsters: \'Til we caught him stuffing hamsters up a gift wrap tube.
All: Holy ****, it\'s Christmas!

Red:
Santa comes just once a year.
Up the chimney he\'ll disappear.
Hamsters:
Keep on the lookout for Mr. Gear
Hamster deliveries in the rear (Gimme those lyrics.)

Red:
Roast nuts chestin\' on an open fire
Santa\'s tongue stuck to the doorknob
His balls got fondled by a caroling choir
While the parson gave him a handj...what?
The sleigh came down and took him away.
The whole damn crowd was dismissed.
All:
It was a time to be jolly and a time to be gay.
Holy ****, it\'s Christmas. (Holy ****, it\'s Christmas!)
Holy ****, it\'s Christmas. (Hey, what are you doing?)
Holy ****! It\'s Christmas!

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Re: Merry Christmas everyone!
« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2017, 08:51:36 AM »
TEN years ago...

Merry xmas y'all.
You\'re not wrong Walter, you\'re just an asshole.